courtesy of joey (absolute genius) who rigged up a parody mini-series of about 30 second clips of animated stick men from lotr, harry potter and batman.

eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
legolas: i could lift him up higher for you...

legolas: a red sun rises... blood has been shed this night
aragon: actually i think that means it's going to rain.

hermione: spiders in a straight line... i think that means it's going to rain.